Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
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He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
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I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome