I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
Randomize
