its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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