we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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