gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
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I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
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She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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