I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
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i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
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I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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