i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
