Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
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I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
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I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
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