I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
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all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
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I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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