HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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