I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
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I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
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Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
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