Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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