hey, what are you doing tonight?
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
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Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
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Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.