you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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