Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
A+ Viking dick
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
