My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
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He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
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The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
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