I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
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