i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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