Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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