Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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