what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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