my mouth tastes like poor choices
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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