You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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