So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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