Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
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