So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
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She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
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I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
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