Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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