I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
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There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
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I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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