I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
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But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
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Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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