its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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