Nicole vs. Life
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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