Christians are straight up FREAKS
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
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Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
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Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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