is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Randomize