u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
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She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
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At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
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