Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Randomize
