Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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