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try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
Is Oprah even human
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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