So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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