I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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