I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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