I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
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I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
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Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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