also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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