Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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