The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
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no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
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Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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