Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
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She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
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Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?