is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life