And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
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For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
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Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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