Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
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Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
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My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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