he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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