Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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