he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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