Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
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