Girls should come with a carfax report
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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